I didnt get to pass out any Metamucil cookies on Halloween night because no one came to the house. Was able to get rid of them by passing them out at the Saturday DNC morning meeting in the store. Should be hearing from members shortly. Did you see the picture of King Tut with his famous over bite. Close examination shows a close resemblance to a couple of people hereabout. Of course they dont smell like Tut, but come mighty close. N-ways, while King Tut is not in the Essex 2008 calendar, there is still a lot of other people in it with out own over bite. The Calendar is now on sale at the Town Hall. Its really a remarkable publication which took over 300 hours of computer work to cover up the over bite of some folk. With that much work you have to know I was not involved. Attention, local woman wants new stalker, Says shes tired of the old one hanging around the kitchen table during mealtimes. Call 963-8995 and ask for Trooper Singlebottom. Memorial service for Vera Cross at Horace Nye was conducted by the Revs Shaw and Hoffman supported by pianist Georgianna. Anson, with many former neighbors and friends in attendance. Vera will be sorely missed. Ill miss her molasses cookies and continuous warmth. See where the Repulsive is all wrought up about people pushing walkway crossing buttons and after waiting the normal 15 minutes for the lights to change, have to cross over between dodging cars. The Repulsive is righteous in behalf of motorists who have to wait an extra 30 seconds before they can try to hit pedestrians. I am certainly glad to know we have such a vibrant, hardhitting and crusading paper in the North Country. Nothing escapes their watchful eyes.. The Essex hamlets sewer system is still on hold, but discussions go on with LCT. Town Board meets this Thursday for those of you who drive to E-Town to be the first to read this column. Did I tell you that the 2008 Essex calendar is now for sale at the Essex Town Hall? SEEYA.