First, let me say that I can not be quoted because I am not at liberty to divulge the following information which has not been cleared because it has not been officially approved for release. It seems that I will soon be named President of New York State KMGION group. How did this happen you may ask, if you indeed feel to ask? Why, you might ponder, if pondering you be doing?
Now, let me tell you that while in DC the past two weeks I joined their parade thinking it was a Star Trek Klingon group. I got a sign and got to walk back and forth in front of the White House shouting "Stop Mutilation" Since, no one in the group of 12 was from New York, I got to be named President. So, if you want to be a member of the Keep Male Genitalia Intact on Newborns, contact me. You can find me carrying a sign on the March 31st front page of the Washington Post Style section. I am the one carrying the sign with a slash across a red circle.
In other DC news, whilst giving a talk to the Foreign Service, I found a nephew of mine sitting, sound asleep, in the front row. Finally, it rained every day except one, the cherry blossoms dropped cherry glob on every one, I was not listed in the WWII monument, I ate Indian, Thai, Ethiopian, Botswana, Swedish, Turkish, and Lib Leba food, I visited a long time colleague in the White House, chatted up CH in the Senate Finance Committee who had never heard that Essex was the last unsewered town on Lake Champlain (he told me mentioning that at the cocktail party was a faux pas), and traveled on White's Ferry, which was used by Josey Whales five times.
In local news, Jimmy Looby is in basic Training at the Army's Tank Training Grounds in Fort Knox. Next, he begins tank training with a moving tank. Watch out everyone traveling on Route 66. Local churches are planning Easter services with the Essex Methodist Church having their annual Easter Sunrise service this Sunday at Beggs Point. Following the Sunrise Service breakfast will be served by the Methodist men in the church. In 100 years, the men haven't burnt any eggs. Went to see Frozen River in Willsboro and couldn't understand a word, so went to see it in DC in a proper movie theatre and could understand two words.